Does this grip you more than would a muddy old river or Reclining Buddha? 
Wasn’t it Confucius who said a man walking sideways through a turnstile is going to Bangkok?
Why wasn’t Yul Brenner cast in the show?
Is that the one they jammed Jodie Foster into?
Wouldn’t that make John Hinckley, Jr. awfully jealous?
What would Squeaky Fromme think?
Is Charley M a good guy?
Who wants to go down a spiraling slide?
Is that near the slippery slope?
What is this, a legal argument?
Is affidavit better than none at all?
That’s a Bri’ish accent, innit?
You mean like those perverts with their cock knees?
Are you bonkers mate?
Are you making a pass at Siam Sam?
Can’t you both just get a room?
Have you tried Priceline?
Will Shatner be there? ::shudder::
Did you forget about Kaley Cuoco?
Who can forget Kaley Cuoco?