Kaley who?
How can you ask about her if you’ve forgotten her?
Forgotten who?
That guy on first base?
Third–wasn’t it?
Who knows?
The Shadow?
Isn’t Groundhog Day over?
Is it ever over?
Isn’t today World Cancer Day?
There’s a holiday celebrating cancer?
And it’s spreading?
Is that a sick sense of tumor or what?
The Robot on Lost in Space had cancer, wasn’t it B9?
Did that compute?
Is its data drive corrupt?
Is a gay robot backwards compatible?
Did you remember not to ask to see its floppy disk?
Don’tcha know these are NOT the droids we are looking for?