Did you do the little Obi-Wan hand gesture when you wrote that?
Obi-Wanna play hide the sausage?
Are you confusing actual movies for their porn parodies again?
Are you trying to make me think of Kate Upton again?
Perhaps we’re trying to make Kate think of you?
Are you saying that she reads this message board?
Is she a member, guest, or just a lurker?
Or a stalker – of Elendil’s Heir?
Is anyone else in Elendil’s will?
Are you like a son to him?
Is that Eldarion?
Is he related to Belgarion?
Is he from Bulgaria?
Is he Orthodox?
Would you prefer that he be heterodox?
Or the other -garia?
You mean, like Yugoslagaria?
Or maybe Translyvagaria?
Sofiavergara?
Vulvergaria?