Would you trust a bald hairdresser?
Why not? You think they do their own hair?
What is the point of all of this?
Isn’t it 12-point?
That’s a mighty big buck, wouldn’t you say?
It’s not deer-hunting season, is it?
What…season…is it?
Is that you, Mr. Shatner?
It’s… Wabbit… Season.
How was my Elmer Fud + William Shatner imitation?
Is “dethpicable” the right term?
And don’t you know it’s duck season?
Does that mean we all have to keep our heads low?
Why don’t you stick your head up and see if they’ve gone?
Is there a sniper over the next ridge?
Wait. Who’s shooting at us?
Geez, I can never remember … which is my rifle, and which is my gun?
Are we supposed to grab or drop our socks?
Have you put your foot in it this time?
Which one?
Do we need to do the Hokey-Pokey again?