Could you put a sock in it?
Did you take that literally?
Why, is there a “literally” missing?
Did you ever get a round tuit?
Now, why would I need a literally when there are so many hypotheticallies around?
Around what?
Have we gotten out of sync here?
Did you lose this, Sam?
Wherever did you find it?
Want to buy a dozen for only $9.95? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ACT NOW AND GET TWO DOZEN FOR ONLY AN ADDITIONAL $9.99 SHIPPING/HANDLING
Did we forget to end with a question? Are operators standing by?
Are the operators really standing by? Can’t they afford chairs?
Why don’t you call and ask them?
Real people? On the telephone? Seriously? Which planet? 
Isn’t the guy from the Daily Planet always getting undressed in the phone booth?
Isn’t that a legitimate use of a restroom?
Can one really rest in a restroom?
Why not?
Do you take splash baths there also?
What business of that is yours?