With that screwdriver?
How do you bang a wall with orange juice and vodka?
How many have you had?
How do you solve a problem like Margarita?
Climb every martini?
What about Rossi?
You got a hankering for Martini & Rossi’s Asti Spumante?
Isn’t that a case of “Asti not what your Spumante can do for you, but what you can do for your Spumante”?
Googling Asti Spumante…
Oh crap. Am I an uncultured slob amongst highly refined people? :eek:
Shouldn’t you ask Burt Bacharach and Angie Dickinson?
Bert’s the guy who’s the domestic partner of Ernie right?
And Dickinson… Dickinson… Isn’t she the washed up former super model?
No, she won a beauty pageant and went into TV, but you could’ve been right, eh?
Emily was a super-model in the 1800’s?
None of this is getting me my Asti Spumante, you know?
I was joking about confusing her with Janice Dickinson. I know, pretty lame, right?
What’s the matter? Are your legs broken?
Wasn’t he referring to Bruce Dickinson – you know, THE Bruce Dickinson, the guy who wanted more cowbell?
Anyone else shudder to think of the possible origin of the surname Dickinson?
I’ve got nuttin’, can you elaborate?
Does it involve a bathroom accessory?