Maybe one used in public restrooms?
Am I the only one who had to make sure the “L” was in that word?
Did I make a mistake and put in an L?
Wasn’t Dickinson the name of the Joe Paterno biography?
Did someone file a Paternoty suit?
Oops, that should be the Jerry Sandusky biography. But whatever, right?
Didn’t they name a town in Ohio after him?
Child Molester, OH?
Well, they’ve named places after Chester, haven’t they?
Is that where all the paper towel tube manufacturers are located?
Where else would such bounty be stored?
Charmin change in subject, don’t you think?
Well, you didn’t think we were all Mr Clean here?
Don’t we all have a little Sparkle in our eyes?
As in fishbulb?
Representing Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern?
Oh, shit, are you their lawyer?
Don’t they prefer the term Lord High Executioners?
Hey, are you from Titipu, too?
Do you want to know who we aaaare?