Are you gentlemen of Japan?
Do you think this throng can keep this up all day long?
Why would you assume that we’re gentlemen?
Did I write the goddam opera?
Well, what were you doing in the 1890’s anyway?
Gilbert O’Sullivan in the 1890s?
Wouldn’t it be hilarious to have Gilbert Godfrey sing “Alone Again”? 
Do you mean Gilbert Gottfried?
Who would want him to sing anything?
I do a killer impression; wanna hear it?
Well, go ahead, why don’t you?
Who can lend me some ear plugs?
Did you know, my Border Collie eats used ear plugs?
Uh, could you hum a few bars so I can fake it?
Why don’t I just bake a few bars instead? Chocolate chip?
Should I reply right now or tomorrow, when “bake” will mean something totally different?
Wake and bake?
Bake, rattle and roll?
In the morning, do you have a croissant or a baguette?
Aren’t mornings for sleeping?