Isn’t it something you do when you’re sad?
Or hung over?
Croissants and baguettes are good for hangovers?
The eclair of the dog that bit you?
In that case, would they use collie flour?
Or a doughberman?
Would that be a doughberman pinch-of-salter?
If it’s small, is it a penny-pinscher?
Do Peter Frampton’s guitar pedals emanate a Chinese energy force – you know, a chi wah-wah?
I wanted to see some animals, so I went to the local zoo. All they had was a single dog. I thought to myself: “this is a Shih Tzu” and went home. Has this ever happened to anyone else?
Do past lives count?
Does Shirley MacLaine ever feel like her past lives have passed her by?
What if, like Steven Wright, you were reincarnated without ever having lived in the first place?
Don’t y’know I don’t believe in reincarnation and I didn’t in my last life either?
Does Jesus shout “ME!” when he swears?
Does Jesus save but Muhammad invest?
Is Jesus pissed his birthday falls on Christmas?
If you serve a Buddhist a hot dog should you make them one with everything?
Are the Sunnis the ones with the Shiite blown out of them?
What do a Hindu?