Does abstinence make the church grow fondlers?
Why do they call it a peanut when it’s neither a pea nor a nut?
Why do they call what a peanut?
Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?
I do that?
Did you know that Stephen King wrote that the only stupid questions are ones you know the answer to?
Aren’t there more stupid questions than that?
Didn’t Cecil Adams have an opinion on that too?
Did you know that an anagram of Cecil Adams is acclaims Ed (as well as mescal acid and cicada elms)?
Well, could ya hum a few bars so I can fake it?
Moebius thread?
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
I dunno, Nobody; why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side. You honestly didn’t know that?
Do you prefer mobius or epubus on your ebook reader?
I suppose I should join the 21st century and get an ebook reader shouldn’t I?
Mobius-Dickus, that was a whale, wasn’t it?
Mobi, Mobi not?
What are you blubbering about?
Have you ever read Roger Zelazny’s series Nine Princes in Ambergris?