Questions Only

Did you know I almost met Roger Zelazny once in Santa Fe, but it’s too long a story to tell here?

Well, could ya hum a few bars so I can fake it?

Is the professor stuck in a loop?

I dunno, Nobody, is the professor stuck in a loop?

Can I whap him, like a record?

If I knew then why would I ask?

Maybe you don’t have anything better to do?

Maybe I was stuck in a mobius strip?

Pirts suibom a ni kcuts saw I ebyam?

Did the chicken cross the mobius strip to get to the same side?

And to look cool does it wear Calvin Klein?

Any relation to Kevin?

Sam, why don’t you tell us the story of your weekend in Ixitxapitl with Kevin Klein, Amy Irving and Idris Elba where you all fought the reanimated avatar of the Hissing Serpent God and discovered the secret source of the Amazon?

Isn’t the source of the Amazon Jeff Bezos?

Does Sergey Brin have 100 zeros in his name?

Doesn’t he kind of look like Bob Saget?
Sergey Brin images

How hard do I have to squint?

Wasn’t Squint on the Orca?

Squint was an orc?

Was he an orc from Ork, like Mork?