Are they regulation super-titanium-grade steel or did you opt for the May-God-Have-Mercy-On-My-Soul package?
Which was cheapest?
The thrice-rusted tin cup earmuffs, covered in partially digested muslin, are the very cheapest.
Would you like to rephrase that in the form of a question?
Was my evil twin just here?
Is it named Molly?
Oh my word, is SHE here too? Have you hid the mayonaisse?
So, were you the one who left all the condiments within arms reach the last time she came over?
What? Weren’t you there when we buried Harry and those folks from New Orleans?
Didn’t you see me standing there with a shovel, a stake, a clove of garlic, a hammer and two cases of creamed corn?
Wasn’t that two questions, Prof. Pepperwinkle?
When did you learn to count?
So? Isn’t it “Questions” only?
How could so many people have misunderstood the thread title all this time?
Do you think perhaps they were too busy laughing at Ed Zotti’s cartoons?
Who draws like that anyway?
But can you draw a crowd?
Hey, hey, hey, how would you like to lose that extra weight, grow your hair back, win the love and admiration of hundreds of beautiful women, forget about erectile disfunction, and become a millionaire overnight, or your money back?
You didn’t give money to that Nigerian price, did you?
What’s a Nigerian price?