Do you really want me to turn a typo into a bad joke?
Well, could you turn it into a good joke?
How good would you like it to be?
Could we get Kenneth Brannagh to direct it, Stephen Spielberg to produce it, could it star Rachel Weisz and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and have additional cartoon voices from Robin Williams?
Geez … you want fries with that, too?
Oh, good, could you get Stephen Fry to come in and do a small bit as well?
Not one to rest on your huge laurels, are you?
My laurels are quite hardy, thank you: How big a budget do we have, anyway?
Does the phrase “In for a penny, in for a pound” mean anything to you?
Are you suggesting we get Kaley Cuoco, too?
Did you think I was suggesting we get Ezra Pound as well?
Are you telling me you see dead people?
Are we at the Republican National Convention again?
Didn’t you tell me you were a Free-Range Monarchist?
Is there such a thing as a Socialist Ambivalent Randian?
Do I have to do your Googling for you now?
You don’t Bing?
Do you have any idea how many times my family has groused at me because of my playing of extensive collection of Crosby’s music?
Yeah, but wasn’t “Deja Vu” just so cool?
Is this like deja vu all over again?