Didn’t you just say that?
Is there really such a thing as change?
Why don’t you ask a baby with a dirty diaper?
Do you really think a baby with or without a dirty diaper will give a cognizant answer?
What part of “Whaaaaa!” don’t you understand?
Is the baby speaking English?
Do prelinguistic infants not speak in a universal medium?
And what is that universal medium?
If you punch a jovial fortuneteller isn’t that striking a happy medium?
Is the pun truly mightier than the sword?
Are you a punslinger?
Are you Peter Pun?
Don’t you recognize a paronomasiac of the first water?
You like them big words, doncha, fancy boy?
Why, an erudite facility to inveigle a precise sine qua non from… uh… y’gotta problem with that?
Can’t you be more easygoing?
Does the Dude abide?
Shouldn’t that be in that other thread?
Is that the thread that must not be named?
Has anyone seen my rug?