Where have you been, young lady; don’t you know we worry?
Do you want to read my diary?
Are there any Good Parts?
Shouldn’t you be asking where the Bad Parts are? 
That’s, cute, you think we’ve not seen you’re diary?
Did you seriously just ask, “That’s, cute, you think we’ve not seen you are diary?”?
What’s wrong with calling me cute?
Nothing. But are you diary?
Hey, who let the Kat in?
Should we be more concerned with who, who, who let the mutts out?
Anyone else need any commas since I seem to have some extra ones?
Wanna trade for some semi-colons?
Would I need those after a colonoscopy?
Only if the doctor wrecked 'em?
Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em. Am I right?
Did you report him to the AMA?
You mean so he can come in here and we can Ask Him Anything?
Can we really ask him ANYTHING?
If not, can we get him to paint our house?
Is the proctologist’s name Goldfinger?