Known for the auric orifice?
Have you seen his yacht?
Don’t we all sail on the ocean, schooner or later?
Aren’t you being a little dinghy?
Who let you barge in here?
Well he’s covered with mussels so who’s going to stop him?
Whatever floats your boat, eh?
Ever had ships you were on lose rudder control and have to enter drydock, like I have, twice?
Is that a euphemism for something you’d like us ladies to know?
Does it mean he has to take Viagra?
If you lost rudder control, could your ship go over Viagra Falls?
Is that something from Cialis in Wonderland?
Isn’t that a four hour movie?
If it lasted longer than four hours, would we need to call Peter Jackson?
A four-hour Peter Jackson movie – isn’t that called a short film?
You don’t want to see one of his long ones, do you?
You aren’t talking about his dinghy again, are you?
You want to play with Chuck Berry’s Ding-a-Ling?
Did someone say Ding Dong?
You’re just full of Zingers, aren’t you?