Would you rather he be full of Ho-Hos?
Wouldn’t the yeast he could do was rise to the occasion?
Is that a Twinkie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Want some of my cream filling, do ya?
Are you Hostess with the mostest?
Don’t you know that on the Internet, I can be anyone you want me to be? 
Can you be Sirius?
Someone call for a mutt?
Are you a Canis Major or a Canis Minor?
Are you the very model of a modern major general?
Aren’t you a Canis Minor until you hit 18?
Hit eighteen of what?
Bowling pins?
Is that the only way to frame it?
Can you spare a dime?
Must you cross the line?
I’m feeling very split right now.
(Questions only?)
Is that right up your alley?
Did you roll a gutterball with the lack of a question mark?
Damn it! Why oh why did I do that?