Ringo? Is that you?
Isn’t he the Starr of the show?
Is he the best drummer in the Beatles?
Wasn’t he named Best Dressed drummer?
Oh for Pete’s sake, did you think that you could sneak that pun by us?
Or that one?
Do pundits make puns?
Do seven days without sex make one weak?
Yes?
Maybe?
No?
You’re not too sure, are you?
Reply hazy. Try again?
Hazy? Like the moors of Scotland?
Did you know they call that article of clothing a kilt because they kilt the last bloke who called it a dress?
Are there Moorish castles in Scotland?
Don’tcha know that’s all there is, hoot mon, there ain’t no Moor?
Hermes Conrad, is that you?
Is that me what?
Who’s on first?
Who’s on first; are the Beatles or the Stones on second?
Isn’t the opening act Yes?