And when do the Zombies come on live?
Are they coming in their pants like “Here Come the Mummies”?
Do I want to click on that link?
It depends. Do you like funky songs with humorous double entendres?
Is there such a thing as a single entendre?
Any other questions I can Google for you?
Does that mean anything like a three-holer?
Will there be corn cobs?
I was talking about bowling balls, what are you talking about?
Is ‘bowling balls’ a euphemism for an STI?
Care for some spotted dick?
Do you have to be from Scotland to hate haggis?
Will Scotland ExUK?
Would you want to be part of a country whose initials rhyme with “Yuck”?
You think that “You Kay” rhymes with “Yuck”?
What else would it rhyme with?
Ukulele?
Who remembers Arthur Godfrey?
Arthur who now?