Read me, Dr. Memory?
May I take your hat and goat?
Is that a butte?
Didn’t I say that on the other side of the record?
So, who am us anyway?
Are you making/not making the doctor happy/unhappy?
Where is Porgie, anyhow?
So how about that, Mr. Smarty Pants Communist? Mr. College Professor? Mr. Beatnik? Mr. Hippie? What have you done for me lately?
Who’s Bottles?
Did you hear that Peter Bergman died last year?
Were you as sad as I was?
Now, how would I know how sad you were?
You never bothered to ask, did you?
Jeez, how many questions are you gonna ask, anyway?
Are you, by chance, a fan of Firesign Theatre?
Do I look that old to you?
Where did I put my glasses?
Is it true that girls who wear glasses never get passes?
What sports are they playing?
Are they in A League Of Their Own?