Is there really no crying in baseball?
Didn’t you hear Tom Hanks declare that it was so?
Did you ever think he’d go so far when he was in drag on Bosom Buddies?
I never watched that show, did you?
Must you ask?
Don’t inquiring minds want to know?
Are you a detective?
Did you just misspell “defective”?
Are you trying to tell us something?
Isn’t he asking a question instead of telling us something?
Ah, but is it a rhetorical question?
If it’s rhetorical, I don’t have to answer it, right?
Are you a certified rhetorician?
Why, do you need a marriage performed?
And is it a lesbian wedding?
Where will you be honeymooning?
Why won’t anyone ever moon me?
Is it because you’re always butting in?
What kind of an ass would ask that?
How can we get to the bottom of this?