Feeling low, are we?
Who would have thought it would have tuchus so long to get to the seat of the problem?
When it comes to puns, have we now hit bottom?
Do think we’re bringing up the rear?
Think you’re a real wise-ass, don’t you?
Can’t you just put a sock in it?
Don’t you know all of you have rectal my plans?
Rect them? Or damn near killed them?
Do you know how long I’ve been waiting to use that joke?
Since the End of Time?
Is that anything like the 12th of Never?
Or until the twelth of never? Is Siam Sam a mind reader?
Do great minds think alike?
Did you know I was just about to ask that?
Can you read my mind?
Is that your mind or the radio?
Is the radio playing Gordon Lightfoot?
Can you read my mind, Love, or is it just Sundown?
Whatever happened to the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Didn’t I say you’d rectal my plans?