Don’t you know that buggerers can’t be choosers?
Is that another phrase that proves the Bible condemns homosexuality?
Do you footnote pedophiles, or are you afraid it’s your own asterisk?
Are you giving us a bum steer?
Are you cowed by my analysis?
Are you an orificer and a gentleman?
Do you happen to know the words to “Danny Boy” (otherwise known as “The London Derriere”)?
When you’re in Ireland, do you breathe the Derry air?
Tell me, does Erin go bragh?
Is Ireland such a rich country because the capital is always Dublin?
Would you be offended if I told you to put a Cork in it?
Don’t you need to get to the barber for a Leitrim?
Before I Tullamore of these puns, will you Kerry my Offaly heavy joke book?
Are you making a Modest Proposal?
Well, aren’t you a Swift fellow?
Would you believe what I just Shaw?
By George! Was it man or superman?
Now we’re really getting Wilde, aren’t we?
Don’t you think Thornton’s Wilder, though?
Isn’t Billy Bob the wildest?