Wouldn’t you like to know?
Isn’t that why I asked?
How much would you be willing to pay?
Have you ever been so broke that you couldn’t pay attention?
Huh, what did you say?
Have you cleaned your ears out lately?
Twat did you say?
He said, “HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR EARS OUT LATELY?”
What’s all this I keep hearing about aural sex?
Didn’t she say her ear drum was broken on a bicycle?
You’re saying she was broken in on a bicycle? How did they keep their balance?
Wait a minute. Who is this “she” you two are talking about?
How many ladies are posting in this thread?
At least two. CheshireKat and Annie-Xmas. Are there any others?
Actually, how can we tell?
Should we ask a bear?
Has anyone seen CheshireKat and Annie-Xmas in a room together?
What do you bid for the photos?
That would depend on the, um, shall we say “quality” of the photos, dunnit? 
Did it ever occur to you that Annie and I might be selling “quality” photos of you guys?