Hey, where’s my cut?
Do you want me to point to it?
Are your hands free at the moment?
Happy ending?
Say, has anybody seen Siam Sam and Hong Kong Phooey in a room together?
Did they Taiwan on or Thai one on?
You mean with one of those lovely Thighs?
What are you, a thighs queen?
Are you inviting any hipsters to your shindig?
Do hipsters even go to shindigs?
Is the shin bone connected to the hip bone?
Shin Shininey, Shin Shininey, Shin Shin cher-ee?
That reminds me, Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet, and he also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath, so could you say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis?
Did you hear about the time Siddhārtha Gautama Buddha went up to the hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything”?
And did you know Buddhists don’t vacuum in the corners, because they have no attachments?
Does anyone know of a nudist Buddhist?
Would you settle for a Fakir Quaker?
Or how about a slim Muslim?
How about a groovin’ Lutheran?
How do you make a Christian cross?