Tie him to a chicken?
Does Jesus taste like chicken? Will the guy with that sig be here soon?
Why do Christians call the day Jesus was murdered Good Friday?
(seriously, that’s an odd one…)
Why does Jesus save when Moses invests?
Is Buddha a spendthrift?
When the Hindu gods get allergies, does Vishnu need a tissue?
Is a rivalry between two Hindus still called a beef?
Perhaps it was a good day to die?
Star Trek reference, in case you didn’t know.
What are you, a Klingon?
Do you have Klingons around Uranus?
If that was a Star Trek reference, they stole it from the excellent film Little Big Man (1970).
Damned youngsters, grumble grumble. :mad:
Should we check the captain’s log?
How many creatures have had Kirk’s log?
Sulu?
Who knew?
The Shadow?
Do you have my penumbra?
Are you a shady character?
Does it matter?
Depends. Is your name Marshall Mathers?
No, but what if it’s Jerry Mathers?