What if it’s Jerry Springer?
What if it’s Donald Trump?
Why are you so mean?
Is that better than average?
Are you on the median?
Where are you, in a triangle?
Are you wearing your plaid Bermuda shorts?
Permanent vacation?
As in sleepin’ wid de fishies?
Troy McClure, is that you?
Is one of de fishies called Selma?
Wasn’t she the bailiff on Night Court?
And can you tell the difference between her and Florence?
Can you tell the difference between Florence and Pisa?
Is it yes, Arno?
Didn’t he sing “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”?
That was singing?
Did you hear Arlo?
Do you have the 8x10 color glossy photos with all of the circles and arrows and a description of each on the back?
In mine all the faces are cut out … not yours?