Does size really matter?
Is that from here to eternity?
Could Zeno ever get there?
Are you going to vote early?
Have you already voted?
Can I vote for Barack Obama to declare martial law and cancel the election like some of those nutjob spammers claim he’s going to do?
[Seriously, this is the first election where I wish that could actually happen…]
Can I second the motion?
All in favor?
Will you vote for a “nasty woman” like I did today?
You can vote for dancers at a strip club?
Wouldn’t that be taking a “pole”?
Haven’t we got to look out for poles?
Why are you a bigot (#poleshaming) ?
Are you referring to the title of the video which did, I now notice, capitalize the P, but it is really about the lower case one?
Don’t we also have to look out for lower-case poles, depending on where they are?
If it were a 10-foot pole, what would you touch with it?
Wasn’t Lech Walesa a lot shorter than that?
Couldn’t you have brought up a reference a lot more obscure than that?
probably not, but does anyone really know what time it is?
In Poland or at the North Pole?