Was he ever alive?
If he fell in the woods and no one was around, would there have been a sound?
If Helen Keller fell in the woods and no one was around, would there have been a sound?
What?
Or would there have been a sight?
What everyone really wants to know is… did Helen Keller play a mean pinball?
When she fell down the well, did she scream her hands off?
That would be cruel, except how would she ever know?
You think that she didn’t have the sense of touch?
Didn’t she burn her fingers trying to read the waffle iron?
Did she drive with one hand on the road?
And the other one in her pocket?
Aren’t Helen Keller jokes in poor taste?
Didn’t Helen Keller have a sense of taste?
Yes, but wasn’t that only when she could find her mouth with the fork?
Did Helen Keller say “The highest result of education is tolerance” ?
And isn’t she on the Alabama State Quarter?
Did you know you can find just about anything on Google Images?: http://www.theus50.com/images/state-quarters/alabama-quarter.jpg
Have you ever heard any bigger truth than Helen Keller’s “Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much”?
How about, “The Milky Way Galaxy may have a diameter of up to 180,000 light years”?