Isn’t Adlai Stevenson his running mate?
Wouldn’t a living candidate make a great running mate?
But will a living running mate cause fewer problems than a dead one?
Was Spiro Agnew dead or alive when he ran with Nixon?
Didn’t Agnew end up wanted dead or alive?
Well, he resigned the Vice Presidency in disgrace, but he was never on a most-wanted list, was he?
Would Texas have turned him away?
I feel stupid for asking this, but huh? 
Would you have voted for Mussolini?
No, but would you invite him for dinner?
Isn’t the real question: would you be wiling to have Mussolini for dinner?
Could I have him with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Are there any recipes with fava beans that don’t include a nice Chianti & a census taker’s liver?
Liver! Bleh! Can I substitute it for a small slice of brain instead?
Are you thinking I’d trade you my brain for your liver?
Does it come with onions, or opinions?
Does a flivver come with Funyuns?
Do your lies come with fries?
Could I make a wish for some fish?
Didn’t you hear that Abe Vigoda is dead?