Extreme brown nosing?
Did I really have to see that?
Is that the elephant in the room?
Or is that the room in the elephant?
Is the donkey going to screw the elephant Tuesday?
Is Tuesday the relevant day?
Is Tuesday ever relevant?
Then how did Tuesday get into my pajamas?
How could it fit in your pajamas?
And how I could fit into its trunk?
Did a Tilley© sunbrim hat like mine really go through an elephant, twice?
Who else here read Tilley and thought of Jennifer Tilly?
Isn’t she the one who sang “Voices Carry”, in that band 'Tilly Tuesday?
Or could it have been Johann Tserclaes, Count of Tilly?
What the heck is a count anyway?
Didn’t you know that it’s a royal status that’s higher than a Viscount and lower than a Marquess?
So basically, a Viscount is a discount count?
Yup. And speaking of counts, did you know that Sesame’s The Count is very obscene?
No I was not aware, don’t think they were counting on that, do you?
Has Sesame Street’s Count ever counted frozen pandas… you know, numb bears?