How high will the Dow Jones rise on Wednesday?
How high’s the water, Mama?
How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Little Johnny asks, “Mommy, where do babies come from?”
His mother replies, “The stork brings them.”
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, “Then who fucks the stork?”
Is that anything like screwing the pooch?
Storks and pooches? Hasn’t any one told you about…
Can I stick with Plan 9 from Outer Space?
Can I stick with glue?
Was this the wrong week to quit amphetamines?
Can I tell you after I finish bouncing off the walls?
Do I really want to come back down to Earth?
Major Tom, is that you?
who want’s to know?
Colonel Joe?
Oh, not Colonel Sanders?
crispy or regular?
So we’re talking hookers now?
How did that make you think of hookers?
And what the hell are crispy hookers anyway?