Do one-winged geese fly in a circle?
How do you keep the snowfall out of a one-horse open sleigh?
Are these the most important questions of our time?
How could any question be more important than Less Filling vs. Tastes Great?
Which way to hang toilet paper?
Oh, that question again?
Do you want to have to hunt for the loose end or find it just by looking at the roll?
Is it all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits?
who would truly want to be less filled?
A runway model? Like…
… wait for it…
KATE UPTON?
There is truth in that, would you agree?
What would Elendil’s Heir do?
Should we wait for him to answer for himself?
Oh why bother?
Because we’re nosy?
Wouldn’t it involve Keira Knightly?
Or John Daley?
If they had a daughter together, would they name her Dawn?
Would that only be in the Delta?
I’ve heard that’s a popular karaoke song, is that true?