So you missed me?
Yes. Why did you move out of the way?
Was I in your way?
Which way is which?
Would you show me the way?
Can you just take a left at Albuqoique?
But, don’t all your ex’s live in Texas?
Some do, doncha know?
Can you see Russia from Texas?
Would you care to see Russia?
Will I find either Keira Knightley or Kate Upton awaiting me there?
How will you know unless you go there and find out?
Can I find out on Facebook?
When the hell was the last time I was on Facebook?
What is Facebook? 
Is that your impression of the ultimate hipster?
Could I be anything else?
Is you were Ireland Ike, would you be the hiptimate Ulster?
I would think so, but can I ask a few friends?
You have friends?