Questions Only

Pretty please?

Realio trulio?

With acorns on top?

Can I blame it on the herb?

Is there anything you can’t blame on the herb?

Can you blame me for a good time?

I dunno, brother can you spare a dime?

Can you still get anything for a dime?

A wish from a fountain?

Will you all accept my wish for a Merry Christmas to you all?

Could someone please, please, please wish me a Happy Birthday for tomorrow?

Have you looked over in MPSIMS?

So you’re one of those Christmas babies like Jesus and Karl Rove?

Annie: Were you actually born in the spring, like Jesus (and by extension, Karl Rove)?

Or perhaps the summer, like Jesus and Karl Rove?

Or how about Isaac Newton, Louis Chevrolet, Conrad Hilton (great-grandfather of Paris), Robert Ripley, Humphrey Bogart, Cab Calloway, Anwar Sadat, Rod Serling, Carlos Castaneda, Jimmy Buffett, Barbara Mandrell, Sissy Spacek, Annie Lennox, Alannah Myles, Justine Trudeau and his baby brother Alexandre Trudeau?

Yes, how about them?

Oy, doesn’t Annie have enough problems with her birthday?

Happy Belated Birthday Annie, what did you ask for your birthday present?

Happy birthday indeed, and did you know today is Boxing Day?