And Annie, did you know that your birthday is slightly more likely to fall on a Tuesday, Friday or Sunday (58 in 400 years each) than on Wednesday or Thursday (57), and slightly less likely to occur on a Monday or Saturday (56)?
Just how much time do you have on your hands anyway?
Couldn’t you have planned your birthdate a little better?
So now that we’re done with Annie-Xmas, who are the New Year babies around here?
Don’t you know we’re NEVER through with Annie-Xmas?
Well, aren’t all you people just so special and don’t I owe you a world of thanks?
I know, right?
Aren’t we all bozos on this bus?
Uh… can I be on the bus if I never bought a ticket?
Can I be Bozo, or is that job taken by Trump?
Wouldn’t we all love to be Jeff Bezos?
Who is Jeff Bezos?
You’re a millennial, aren’t you?
Do you have to be a Millennial to know who Jeff Bezos is?
Wouldn’t it make more sense if I was implying that Brooky wouldn’t know who Jeff Bezos is if he’s a millennial?
Don’t you know I’m too lazy to click on links here?
Why don’t you hum a little and maybe I’ll recognize it?
What is your favorite tune to recognize in five notes (Piano Man is a good one)?