Questions Only

Can I get a hot dog?

Sure. What do you want on it?

Can I get one with peanut butter?

How’s about ketchup?

How about a turkey dog?

So, one Elvis Presley, one break a stupid rule, and one imitator. Do I have that right?

How about one bourbon, one scotch, one beer?

And can we add One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest?

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

Or just plain bat-shit crazy?

Is Batman bat-shit cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

Is Batman cuckoo for shitting Cocoa Puffs?

WTF are Cocoa Puffs?

You really don’t know what Cocoa Puffs are?

Did you know you can look stuff up on teh Internets?: Cocoa Puffs - Wikipedia

He asked for that, right?

You’re telling me?

Does he know what corn flakes are?

Does that make him corny or flakey?

Why don’t you pour milk on him and find out?