Will he snap, crackle, or pop?
Don’t you think he’ll be grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat?
Will he say “Cheerio!”?
What is he, a Brit?
Can you wait while he chex?
And does some Trix?
Is making cereal puns how you guys get your kix?
Or is it our way of feeling our oats?
Isn’t sewing your oats more fun?
Are you a Quaker?
Or a Shaker?
Are you saying I’m salty?
Like a sailor on shore leave?
Doesn’t that sewing needle hurt?
Sew what if it does?
Are we running out of yarns?
Am I in the right thread?
Would anyone mind if I somewhat abruptly changed the subject to heirloom tomatoes?
Don’t they get the fabric awfully messy?
What, you mean tomatoes?