Have we no bananas?
Yes?
No?
Maybe?
What?
Second base?
Who do you think you are, Lou Costello?
You talkin’ to me?
Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?
Why do we never get an answer when we’re knocking at the door?
Can we get a rule to post just one event each?
And who would provide us with that (totally correct) rule?
Is there a new Sheriff in town?
Sorry to be such a persistent pest, but do you think perhaps now might be a more auspicious time to abruptly change the topic of discussion to heirloom tomatoes?
Is that pronounced to-MAY-toe or to-MAH-toe?
Why do they taste so good off the vine with pepper?
You know that’s a fruit, right?
Would you ever put a tomato in a fruit salad?
Is that a homophobic statement?
Hahahaha~~~Could I be phobic of anything other than spiders?