What’s so scary about spiders (well… except for their eyes)?
If I had arachnophobia would I even respond to that?
What about Iraqnophobia?
Does that mean you oppose “just saying no” to Iraq?
Isn’t that between Iraq and a hard place?
When does US first class postage go up to 49 cents?
Didn’t it go down from 49 cents?
Yes, and isn’t it going back up to 49¢ this Sunday, the 22nd?
why am I so confused?
You’re not going postal, are you?
Can one go postal even if one doesn’t work at the Post Office?
Does anyone at the Post Office actually work?
Like the woman who leaves my mail lying out in the snow or rain, even though it fits in my mailbox?
Do you tip her when you’re supposed to?
I used to, but what did that get me besides some soggy mail?
Can rain or snow or heat or gloom of night stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds?
What about zombie apocalypses?
Apocalypses? As in more than one?
When you have to kiss your relatives at family functions, is that a pack o’ lips?
who’s lips?