What did he say?
Depends. Who are you talking about?
I don’t know, do you?
What if you did know but won’t tell us?
What if you didn’t know, but would tell us anyway?
Who told you that?
Did someone have to tell me?
Can’t you just read my lips?
Even when you’re not saying anything?
Did you hear about Helen Keller suffering that injury when she tried to read her waffle iron?
One of my favorites! Do you know why she plays the piano with only one hand?
Because the other hand is reading the music?
Wouldn’t “because she sings with the other” be funnier?
You’d think so, wouldn’t you?
Did anyone ever tell Helen Keller a Helen Keller joke?
Would she know if they did?
Would she have heard it with one hand and laughed with the other?
Have we sunk to a new low?
Sure, but aren’t there lower lows ahead?
Would it surprise anyone?