teeheee
Well, is anyone surprised?
Do I hear crickets?
How can I hear anything over all of these voices in my head?
Put the crickets in a big jar and then stick your head in the jar?
What do I do with the jar’s current contents?
Do like Weird Al and eat it?
Would you share?
Sure, I’ll mail you some. What’s your address?
Didn’t you know you’re not supposed to share your address on teh Internets?
Wait… So I shouldn’t post that I live at:
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, TA 80085
?
Do Marge and Homer know you did that?
Is that anywhere near 9764 Jeopardy Lane?
I think the number’s 867-5309, isn’t it?
I remember that song, but don’t those fictional phone numbers usually start with 555-?
Who said it’s fictional?
Have you called it lately? Did anyone answer?
Didn’t Jenny change her phone number to 1-900-MIX-A-LOT?
How much would that call set me back?
Wouldn’t that depend on how much back your baby’s got?
Have you SEEN her?