In Soviet Russia, don’t jokes think of you?
Are people still referencing Yakov Smirnoff?
Doesn’t anyone go to Branson anymore?
Have you ever been to Dollywood?
Is that as much fun as Bollywood?
Is there still no joy in Mudville?
What’s the count?
Isn’t he a character on Sesame Street?
How many Muppets does it take to change a light bulb?
Watt are you, an electrician?
Are you leading the resistance on the ohm front?
Weren’t you with that WAC last night and you said you couldn’t resistor?
Don’t you know she was a WAV, but when I made a play she volted?
Don’t you think you made a charge at her a little too abruptly?
Don’t you think that was amp-le time to breaker heart?
Did you hear the current rumor she is AC/DC?
Gets the plugs and sockets confused, does she?
Does she sound grounded to you?
Is it true she’s kind of a dim bulb?
Haven’t you heard her start all of her statements with “Ohm, MY, GOD!”