Could you lend me a crayon?
Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime?
Or even a nickel?
Maybe you’re hoping for pennies from Heaven?
Wouldn’t be cool to own a Quarter farthing?
Wouldn’t you rather have a buck-and-a-quarterstaff?
How about a shekel-drachma?
Have we stopped making cents?
Why buck the trend?
Isn’t it all about the Benjamins, baby?
Did you know it use to be all about the Pentiums?
What does “use to be” mean?
Is English a second language for you?
Is he one of the Grandma Nazis I keep hearing about?
Is it maybe time to get your ears checked?
Why, have stripes gone out of vogue?
If stripes have gone out of Vogue, what’s come out of Cosmopolitan?
Vodka and triple sec?
Have you been watching Sec and the City again?
Or wasting away in Margaritaville?