When you drink alone, do you prefer to be by yourself?
Depends, would that be while sitting on a bar stool or rolling around in the gutter?
Is drinking alone really drinking alone?
Is that some kind of alcoholic koan?
…Googling Koan…Buddhist word…Googling…5th precept prohibits Buddhists from getting drunk…Thinking…
Would an alcoholic koan be like sober Irish literature?
Is the Pope catholic?
Doesn’t he shit in the woods?
And if nobody is around, does he make a sound?
Would that be the sounds of silence?
Like the sound of one hand clapping?
Like this?
Wasn’t that more like spanking a monkey?
Don’t you know you’re going to shock the monkey?
Why not hit him with a sledgehammer?
Hit him big time?
Are you sure that would be appropriate?
Are you both consenting adults?
Are you in need of parental supervision?
If the parents supervise us, who will supervise the parents??
Is that you, Juvenal?