Are you talking about sports?
Tennis, anyone?
Did you say Alfred, Lord Tennyson?
When’s the last time you got your ears checked?
Is that how Evander Holyfield disguises the bite marks?
Are many prizefighters beset by vampires?
Are many vampires beset by prizefighters?
What if they’re not the vampire’s type?
Do you mean blood type?
Are vampires really all that choosy about blood type. anyway?
Do you want to volunteer your neck and let us know?
Well, would the vampire be female and hawt?
Is it a dealbreaker if the vampire isn’t female and hawt?
Are those fangs, or are you just happy to see me?
Don’t most mammals have fangs? Don’t even dogs and cats have fangs?
Wasn’t Phyllis Diller married to a Fang?
If my cat’s fangs are removed by a vet, is she still a cat?
Wouldn’t that make it easier to pet that pussy?
Wouldn’t you have to remove all the claws as well?
To keep from getting cat scratch fever?