What about dog drool dyspepsia?
So we’re discussing alliterative animal allusions?
As in Peter’s piglet pranced priggishly?
Did Peter’s piglets prance priggishly? Or did they promenade primly or parade properly or perambulate ploddingly?
And did he pick a peck of pepper?
Wasn’t that pickled pepper?
Have you ever eaten pickled pepper?
More importantly, have you ever eaten pickled pepper?
Would it hurt your feelings if my answer is “no”?
Don’t you know that Spoons is with the Pickled Peppers Association of Canada?
Am I?
Are you?
Who wants to know?
Is that really any of your business?
Is it any of MY business?
Why not give abashed a chance to answer?
Haven’t we waited long enough for abashed to answer?
If we give him a chance to answer, will he ever shut up?
Has this conversation taken a turn for the worse?
Wasn’t it pretty crappy to begin with?