Misty for Me?
[that was a good one.]
Do you think I should play halfback or checkers, or just play it out?
Are checkers a contact sport?
Have you seen me play checkers full throttle?
Why do you think I asked?
Can you visualize me wearing my polykinetic armor, thwartly astraddle of a hydrodynamic camel, smashing my way through the lesser shrubberies, encountering the red menace of a rival hermectodore, only to simultaneously jump it and barrage it with a steady stream of neon-pulse lasers, incinderalizing it beyond recognition, only to finally arrive at the apposite opposite square and bellow forth: “King ME!” ?
Come again?
So, not a field checkers enthusiast?
Wasn’t that Nixon’s dog?
How many sticks did Tricky Dick pick when he’d play with his quick sidekick?
You mean Spiro Agnew?
Just how mean was Spiro Agnew?
Didn’t he shoot a man once just for snoring?
Don’t you know the negative nabobs of nationalism would want you to think so?
Uh… no?
They wouldn’t, would they?
Are you unaware of that Veep’s vindictive verbal venom anchored in alliterative array?
Does Biden Obama make you think of Osama bin Landa?
Have you heard Janis Joplin’s Lord, won’t Obama a Mercedes Benz?
Did you know Janis Joplin’s car is at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?