No, but don’t you know if you hum a few bars I’ll try to fake it?
Was that, perhaps, the lamest recent example of a statement turned into a question?
Except for that one there, you mean?
Well, er, uh, maybe, uh, what was the question again?
Are you still here?
Is anybody?
Out there?
Do we, as Dopers in general, believe mankind will ever contact extraterrestial life, and will they bring popcorn?
You’d sell us out for a bag of popcorn?
Would you sell out Faith Popcorn for a bag of Dope?
Is Faith Popcorn here on the Dope?
Is Proof Popcorn the opposite of Faith Popcorn?
Do you believe in popcorn?
Don’t you think there’s a kernel of wisdom in it?
Are you buttering me up?
Do you think we could get the gang together and have a movie concessions shop with Bert Green in the front, and Orville Redenbacker?
Wasn’t Orville Redenbacker the WWI flying ace?
Didn’t Snoopy shoot him down?
Wasn’t he at Woodstock?
Why wood he go after the bird?