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You wouldn’t expect him to go on before the Bird, would you?

So someone gave him the bird?

Is it worth two in the bush?

Ever had a bird in your hand while seeing two in the bush?

Ever had your bird in her bush when see two others?

Is that a euphemism?

Could you put that another way?

Isn’t that what she said?

Oh, were you hiding in the closet at the time?

So you came out?

How could I have come out of the closet when I was in bed with both women?

Well, since your name doesn’t give us a clue, how are we suppose to know what gender you are?

Do you know how to check a profile?

Can you cash a small check?

If the secret police are coming, can you cache a small Czech?

How can I provide that kind of Czechurity?

And does it come with a Drink and Cole Slav?

Are you saying Cole Porter was a slave to drink?

Did he drink more than Moss Hart?

Don’t you know you can’t take it with you?