You wouldn’t expect him to go on before the Bird, would you?
So someone gave him the bird?
Is it worth two in the bush?
Ever had a bird in your hand while seeing two in the bush?
Ever had your bird in her bush when see two others?
Is that a euphemism?
Could you put that another way?
Isn’t that what she said?
Oh, were you hiding in the closet at the time?
So you came out?
How could I have come out of the closet when I was in bed with both women?
Well, since your name doesn’t give us a clue, how are we suppose to know what gender you are?
Do you know how to check a profile?
Can you cash a small check?
If the secret police are coming, can you cache a small Czech?
How can I provide that kind of Czechurity?
And does it come with a Drink and Cole Slav?
Are you saying Cole Porter was a slave to drink?
Did he drink more than Moss Hart?
Don’t you know you can’t take it with you?